Ja Army of Darkness. Entäs tämä: "You must go now. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a load of dead rats in a tampon factory."
"Give me some sugar, baby!" Ash - Army of Darkness "There will be only one!" McCloud - Highlander "I´LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!!" Pinhead - Hellraiser :thumbsup:
En huomannut oliko tätä jo, mutta Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Sitten Ali G in da house " It is sexist way to talk about those bitches" Rambo 2 on täynnä sitten loistavia vuorosanoja, mutta niiden nerokkuus paljastuu vasta seuraavassa kohtauksessa. Kuten alussa se yks hemmo sanoo Rambolle: "You are only going to take photographs, not to fight" ja seuravassa kohtauksessa Rambo teroittaa jo veitseään
Lisää klassikoita Predatorista: Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me! Poncho: You're bleeding, man! Blain: I ain't got time to bleed! Major Dutch Schaefer: If it bleeds, we can kill it. Major Dutch Schaefer: You're one ugly motherfucker.
"Do you have anything to declare, sir?" "Yeah. Don't go to England. " "Just worry about getting us a gun." "Yeah" "What's that?" *kaivaa haulikon* "This is a shotgun, Sol." "It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent." "Why'd we stop here? What's the matter with that space over there?" "It's too tight." *kaveri katsoo pysäköintitilaa* "Too tight?" "You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet in there." "Leave him alone. He's a natural. ain't you, Tyrone?" "Of course I am." *tum* "A natural fucking idiot." "Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?" "It's me belt, Turkish." "No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection." "Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?" "Well then the rabbit get's fucked, doesn't it?" ... "Proper fucked?" ... "Yeah Tommy...Before "zee" Germans get there." "Whatta fuck are you doing Tony!?" "Driving down the street with your head stuck in my window." "Where?" "London." "London?" "London." "London?" "Yes, London...You know, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-Fucking-Poppins. London!" "So, what should I call you? Should I call you "Bullet"? "Tooth"?" "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy." "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me!" "You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster!" "If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off." "What's in the car?" "Seats and a steering wheel." Ja sitten tietysti tuo Maxp:n jo aikaisemmin postaama, "So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls." "These are your last words, so make them a prayer." "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!" Ja sitten ne n^2 kohtaa joita en muistanut/jaksanut kirjoittaa/(lisää syy). En ole kaikista varma ovatko ne nyt sanalleen oikein, mutta kyllä ne pitäisi pääpiirteittäin olla.
Varoituksen sana lienee paikallaan, voi SPOILATA heikkohermoisimpia... - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. - Nice legs... What time do they open? - Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. - You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? - Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? - I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. - I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? - I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. - Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. - You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. - I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. - If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. - (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. - You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions? - Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. - My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. - Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. - I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? - Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? - Do you wash your pants in Mr. Sheen because I can see myself in them? Joitakin näistä kannattaa muistaa seuraavalla baarikierroksella!
Onhan noita, tässä yksi hyvä... Franco "What's-a behind-a me is-a not important!" (The Gumball Rally) [repii samalla Ferrarista taustapeilin irti ja heittää sivuun]
Pistän parit mun lempparit: Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. Tony Montana: All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed! Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay? Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Toivottavasti näitä ei oo ollu... Lempileffastani(The Rock): Connery: Are you ready for this? Cage: I´ll do my best. Connery: Your best. Losers always talking about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Cage: Carla was the prom queen. Ei välttämättä ihan sanatarkasti mutta kuitenki. If you fuck with me you fuck with the best. -Scarface Eilen katsoin Kivenpyörittäjän kylän ja siinähän niitä oli vaikka muille jakaa. -Ai, hitto ku puristit kovvoo, sinäkö se Peppi pitkätossu sieltä ruotsista ootki? -Ei ku Jaana -Matti -Jaana -Matti maalinen havukka -Vittu ku hirvellä, ei niin iso mut nii korkeella -Ootteko pojat saana pilluu
Tässä muutama kohtaus mikä saa minut aina tipahtamaan... Fifth Element: Kun Pappi kalauttaa "Brucea" pokaalilla päähän ... on Brucen kaatuminen/pyörtyminen/ilme todella huvittava..:thumbsup: Nurce Betty: Kun Casper/vanupuikko/yms. ilmestyy ruutuun en vaan voi lopettaa nauramista (nim. Ensi-illassa täydessä teatterissa nauroin 10minsaa putkeen .. ei voinut vaan lopettaa) :hitme:
samasta leffasta: -Sanohan poeka ookko saanuna pilluu? -Siinä meni kallis mutteri. -mie näin viienkymmenenmetrin päästä, miten sen piä räjähti irti ja vielä pitkään lompsotti eltakajärven jäätä. -ukko on, kuin all kaappone tai sinatra ja akka eikun nuilottaa
Paras repliikki, tai ainakin muistiin painuvin. Mies ja alaston ase (1). Kohtaus jossa Pricilla Presley nousee tikapuille ja Frank tuumaa alaalta. "Hey that´s a nice beaver!" Jonka jälkeen prisilla ojentaa ylhäältä täytetyn majavan. Täysin arvaamatonta aivottomuutta :hitme:
Tylyin on ollu kyllä Shawshank Redemptionissa Andy: What was his name? Heywood: What did you say? Andy: I was just wondering if anyone knew his name. Heywood: What the fuck you care, new fish? Doesn't fucking matter what his name was. He's dead.
Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: One good thing is in this World War. Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled shit in Louisiana." [About his pistol grips.] General George S. Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol. Clergyman: Do you read the Bible often, General? Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: Every Goddamn day. Venäläisen kenraalin tulkki: "General would like to know, if You want to drink for German surrendering?" Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: "Tell General, that Im not drinking with him or any other Russian bastard!"
Tulipa taas mieleen pari loistavaa repliikkiä... Max California: Dance with the devil and the devil don't change, the devil changes you. (8mm) Seth Gecko: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God? (From Dusk til Dawn)