yx yli muiden unohtu... "Left in the shadows. Just like you said lizard-man." Toy Story 2, "toinen Buzz Lightyear"
Onhan näitä sanoi kerjäläinen täitä, mutta tässä muutama ulkomuistista: 'Shit I'm still in Saigon' eli hauska tapa aloittaa elokuva (Apocalypse Now) 'I know you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings' (Hard target) 'Everybody gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one' (Apocalypse Now) 'Isn't this religious? Ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinner. But you're still not having any fun!' (Face/Off) 'I do wish I could chat a little longer. but i'm having an old friend for dinner.' (Silence of the Lambs) 'Ooh, that John Hurts' (Alien) 'Truth. You can't handle the truth.' (A Few Good Men) Sex and Death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. (Joku Woody Allen juttu kai) Nyt alkaa muisti pätkiä eli sanotaan vaikka että jatkuu huomenna. After all, tomorrow is another day...
Babylon 5, en muista nyt osaa, Londo avautuu Virille: Londo: "Feels like I'm being pecked alive by one of those Earth creatures, the one that has feathers and go "quack". Vir: "A cat?" Londo: "Yes, a cat!" Ei ehkä ihan sanatarkasti, mutta kuitenkin. Toinen mikä nyt tulee mieleen on Farscapesta, Crichtonin lojuessa sellissä: "Close Encounters my ass. If Spielberg only knew."
Tää ei ole kuuluisa, mutta melkein putosin sohvalta joskus vuonna yks ja kaks, kun tulin katsoneeksi leffan. Best of the best 2 (siis sellainen mätkintä- ja potkintaleffa), jossa tämä hieman alkoholisoitunut inkkari (?) tokaisee juovuksissa/krapuloissaan "päätähdelle": :grr: "Revin sinulta korvat päästä ja työnnän ne sinne, minne päivä ei paista, jotta kuulet, kun potkin sinua perseelle!" (Lontooksi jotakuinkin: "I'll rip your fucking ears off and stuff them where the sun don't shine so you can hear me kicking your ass!" En mene sanamuodoista valalle) Ytimekkäästi sanottu.
Miten ois Clint Eastwood: "Go ahead, make my day" Al Pacino: "Say hello to my little friend"(Scarface) Jeff Goldblum: "Life will find away"(Jurassic Park) Christopher Lloyd: "Great scott"(Back To The Future) Will Smtih: "I make this look good"(Men In Black) Bruce Willis: "Yippikaiyei motherfucker"(Die Hardit)
Unohtumaton, ratkiriemukas aamiais keskustelu Reservoir Dogsista; MR. BROWN "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks. MR. BLUE No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive-- MR. BROWN --Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists. JOE (katselee osoitekirjaansa) Toby...who the fuck is Toby? Toby...Toby...think...think... think... MR. BROWN It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that. MR. ORANGE Which one is "True Blue?" NICE GUY EDDIE You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue." MR. ORANGE Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. MR. PINK I hate Madonna. MR. BLUE I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out. MR. BROWN Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought. JOE Oh fuck, Toby's that little china girl. MR. WHITE What's that? JOE I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. Toby what? What the fuck was her last name? MR. BROWN Where was I? MR. ORANGE You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks. MR. BROWN Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. MR. BLUE How many dicks was that? MR. WHITE A lot. MR. BROWN Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. JOE Chew? Toby Chew? No. MR. BROWN It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
Jaska, muuten hyvä, mutta sekoitit Mr. Pinkin ja Mr. Brownin vuorosanat... Mr. Brown kertoo tuosta Like a virgin-jutskasta.. Muuten loistava pätkä!
Niinpä olikin, poimin ton pätkän netistä enkä lukenu ajatuksella läpi... Korjattu... Loistava elokuva, mielestäni Tarantinon paras!
Eipä ole kukaan maininnut Braveheart:ista "every man dies, but not every man really lives". Ei välttämättä sanantarkasti, mutta sinne päin.
No johan noita on tullu. Tässä vielä pari kotimaista joukkoon mukaan. Pulu: Tääl ollaan. Tääl on ihan kaikkee, vittu. Mikroaaltouunii, maastofillarii, mankelii, kortsui, bissee vittu pornovideoi ja piimää. Kaikkee löytyy. (Bad Luck Love) Ja sitten pari loistavaa kohtausta Häjyistä: Jussi on just sytyttäny Romppaisen navetan palamaan kostoksi: ROMPPAINEN: Minä teen rikosilmoituksen. ISOISÄ (huutaa): Mitä sää nyt vahingos syttynysestä tulipalosta meet rikosilimootusta teköhön? ROMPPAINEN: Kuinka niin vahingos? ISOISÄ :No onhan se vahinko kun sä itte poliisille niin sanot. ANTTI: Jotta me pysyysimmä hyvällä päällä. JUSSI: Ja muista jotta sullon ehejät kivekset vain niin kauan kumme pysymmä hyvällä päällä. JUSSI: Nyt musta vasta tuntuu siltä jotta mä olen vapaa. Äijät istuu saunanportaalla ja juo viinaa: ISOISÄ: Maailma on menos niin kummalliseksi. Ihimisiä kuoloo puukoosta ku klopit ei enää osaa pistää, tökkiivät perkelehet. Flikat juoo viinaa ja raavaat miehet syöö salaattia. Jussi tähtää Heikkiä haulikolla: ANTTI: Varo. Soon larattu. JUSSI: Totta kai se on larattu. Ei lataamattomalla voi ketää tappaa. Niin että siinä muutama mun suosikki... oishan noita veilä.
Kun kerran pääsee alkuun niin eihän tätä voi lopettaa... Ensin kaikkien klassikkojen äiti: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." En ees viitti sanoo mistä se on koska tää PITÄÄ tietää. Marxin veljekset on aina hauskoja: "You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking you're life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are." "You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it." "A man's only as old as the woman he feels." "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." Ja Monty Pythoneita on kai edes turha yrittää kirjottaa kun ne leffathan on täpötäynnä niitä Ja yks superklassikko olis mitä en osaa kirjottaa ja jos joku osaa kirjottaa sen oikein niin antaa mennä vaan: Johnny Weismullerin Tarzan-huuto. :hitme:
Sudden Impact : Harry : We're not just going to let you walk out of here. Crook : Who's "we", sucker? Harry : Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Tuossa vielä muutama lisää: Blade Runner -"Its too bad that she won´t live, but then again, who does?", Gaff. Cast Away -"Look what I have created, I have made fire!!", Chuck. Dark City -"First, there was darkness. Then came 'The Strangers'. They were a race as old as time itself. They had mastered the ultimate technology, the ability to alter physical reality by sheer willpower alone. They called this power 'tuning'. But they were dying. The Strangers abandoned their world, searching the cosmos for a cure to their own mortality. Their quest brought them to a small, distant blue world. Our world . . . ", Dr. Daniel Paul. This is Spinal Tap keskustelu: -"This is a top to a, you know, what we use on stage, but it's very...very special because if you can see...", Nigel. -"Yeah...", Marty. -"...the numbers all go to eleven. Look...right across the board", Nigel. -"Ahh...oh, I see....", Marty. -"Eleven...eleven...eleven....", Nigel. -" ...and most of these amps go up to ten....", Marty. -"Exactly." Nigel. -"Does that mean it's...louder? Is it any louder?", Marty. -"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most...most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here...all the way up...all the way up....", Nigel. -"Yeah...", Marty. -"...all the way up. You're on ten on your guitar...where can you go from there? Where?", Nigel. -"I don't know....", Marty. -"Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra...push over the cliff...you know what we do?", Nigel. -"Put it up to eleven.", Marty. -"Eleven. Exactly. One louder.", Nigel. -"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top... number...and make that a little louder?", Marty. -"...these go to eleven.", Nigel. Jerry Maguire -"Show me the money!", Rod. The Matrix -"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.", Morpheus.
Eipä taida tuo Snatchikaan olla vielä mikään klassikko, mutta ehkä vielä joskus... ...Enivei tuolla Raadon arvostelussa oli kaksi aika klassisen lainin kriteerit omaavaa heittoa. Käykää ihmeessä lukemassa ne sieltä. En jaksa kirjottaa tänne kun oon laiska. :sleep:
Ei mitään legendaarista, mutta hyviä lausahduksia. Carter Blake / Deep Blue Sea: "What you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it reason and will. What you've done is knocked us all the way to the bottom of the Goddamn food chain. That's not a great leap foward in my book." Hmmm.. -Spoiler warning- Preacher / Deep Blue Sea: "I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest motherfucker in the valley. Two sharks down, Lord, one demon fish to go." Catherine Tramell / Basic Instinct: "Cocaine. Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice." [Catherine Tramell uncrosses her legs and it can be seen she's wearing no underwear] - Uh, ko. kohtauksessa Sharon on ehkä sexyintä mitä voi olla olemassa. Conan / Conan The Barbarian: "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!" Hawkeye / Last of the Mohicans: "No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you." - Oikeastaan tämä oli aika ärsyttävä kommentti sen jälkeen kun oli kuunnellut Clannadin biisiä I Will Find You muutamia kymmeniä kertoja... Etc etc...
"You have the rights to remain unconscious, everything you say, won't be much..", Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon X
Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this? Goodspeed: I'll do my best. Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen. Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen. Mason: Really? Goodspeed: Yeah. (cocking gun).