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Elokuvien legendaariset repliikit ja kohtaukset

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  1. Masiina

    Masiina Guest Guest

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    Tänne voit laittaa legendaarisia repliikkejä ja kohtauksia, jos vain suinkin muistat ja haluat...

    Tässä pari varmaa suosikkia (ainakin omasta mielestä):

    Arska: I'll be back (T1 & T2, Last Action Hero (nyt ei muista, kuin nuo kolme)
    Hasta La Vista, baby (T2)
    Päästä höyryjä (tai jotain sinne päin, en muistanut englannisksi, mutta Commandossa se kumminkin on)

    Samuel L. Jackson: Hezekiel 25:17 (Pulp Fiction, en jaksanut kirjottaa kokonaan, muistelkoon jokainen itse)

    ei nyt tuu mieleen enää muita (ei jaksa näin aikasin muistella)...

    edit: Ja pistäkäähän viestejä, että kuinkakohan monesta leffasta Duke Nukem on velkaa...


     
  2. jaritt

    jaritt Lähes henkilökuntaa

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    Mistähän leffasta alkaen Arska on tuota I'll be back -slogania heittänyt. Melkein kaikissa miehen elokuvissahan lause on jollakin tavalla mukana...
    :cool:
     
  3. Bogo

    Bogo Vakiokasvo

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    Paras : Dirty Harry
    I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

    They Live :
    I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

     
  4. Mag

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    Ei välttämättä aivan sanatarkasti mutta...

    Jackie Brown, Samuel L. Jackson AK 47:sta
    "If you absolutely have to kill every mutherfucking nigger in the room - take no substitute"

    Matrix, maanmainio agentti
    "I'm trying to be as forthcoming as I can be"
    "Good bye Mr. Anderson!"

    Lost Boys
    "Dead by stereo!"

    Kuten sanottu, ei välttämättä aivan sanatarkasti, mutta karvanhalkojat voinee korjata jos haluavat
    :D
     
  5. a1708

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    No näitähän riittää!

    - "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" Dirty Harry
    - "Come quietly or there will be... trouble." Robocop
    - "Never tell me the odds!" Han Solo
    - "They're here" Carol Anne (Poltergeist)
    - "We're on an express elevator to hell-going down!"
    Private Hudson
    .. damn näitähän on ihan liikaa,no, sanotaan nyt vielä että lähestulkoon kaikki repliikit Resrvoir Dogs:ista ja Pulp Fictionista plus Bondin onelinerit.
    Ja kaikki ne tuhannet jotka tässä (tietenkin) unohtaa mainita.
     
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    Bogo's 2 fast 4 me :D :D
     
  7. Bogo

    Bogo Vakiokasvo

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    IMBD:stähän näitä löytyy ;)

    Unforgiven:
    All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.
     
  8. Bogo

    Bogo Vakiokasvo

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    Okei, pari vielä.

    Blues Brothers :
    Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Jake: Hit it!

    Kingpin :
    Kohtaus jossa Woody (Roy) kaataa lypsyämpäristä suuhun...
    Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
    Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
    Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

     
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    TimoK Tunnettu jäsen

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    Tosta Hohto-avatarista tuli mieleen se: 'Hard work and no play makes Jack a dull boy' :hitme: (tosin en kyllä muista, että sanottiinko tuota vai oliko se vaan kirjotettuna...)
     
  10. The F1nn

    The F1nn Tuttu kasvo Tukijoukot

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    The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension:

    "...and remember, no matter where you go, there you are." :hitme:
     
  11. tet1972

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    Pistetäänpä pari kotimaista

    Pitkä Kuuma Kesä: Seksiä, Viinaa, Tupakkaa.
    Tuntemato Sotilas (Laine: Tuu sä hakeen leipäs päälle voita.
    Yks ulkolainen joka tuli heti mielen on toi edellä mainittu Clint Eastwood sanasto.
    :hitme:
     
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    StarWars -leffat:
    "I have a bad feeling about this"
    ...Darth Vader taisi olla niitä harvoja, jolla ei ollu huonoja fiiliksiä mistään ;)
     
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    Ramboissa on ollu kyllä kovimmat huulet....arskan mongerrus jää pahasti jalkoihin kun sylvesteri latoo taululle kuolemattomat sanansa:
    "I'm your worst nightmare" - Aivan legendaarinen heitto, kaverilla on vielä turpa mutrussa ja hampaat irvessä.
     
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    Näyttäs olevan samanmoinen topikki kuin Muropaketissakin joten cut'n'pastailenpas sieltä oman replyni tähän suoraan:

    Army of Darkness on täynnä hyviä one-linereita, täältähän osa Duke Nukemiakin on velkaa (kas, sitä Masiina kyselikin :)).

    Pistetään pari ulkomuistista...

    Ash haulikostaan: "Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: This is my boomstick!"

    Ash: "You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

    Ash: "Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

    Ash sanomassa mystisiä sanoja, jotka mahdollistavat Necronomiconin haltuunottamisen niin ettei ongelmia synny, harmi vain että viimeinen sana unohtui matkalla: "Klaatu, verrata, Nnn*coughcough*!" -> "Alright, that's it! I've said the words!"

    Bad Ash: "See, you're the good Ash, I'm the bad Ash (ass:))
    BLAM (haulikko laulaa)
    Good Ash: "I ain't that good."

    Ash: "Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

    Ash: "Come get some."

    Ash: "Hail to the king, baby."

    Conanissahan on tietenkin yksi kaikista klassisimmista repliikeistä:

    Opettaja: "Conan, what do you think that is the best in the world?" (tjsp)
    Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"
     
  15. Masiina

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    Nyt muistu mieleen kohtia Pulp Fictionista...

    Honey Bunny: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and
    I'll execute every one of you
    motherfuckers! Got that?



    Jules: Ezekiel 25:17
    "The path
    of the righteous man is beset on
    all sides by the inequities of the
    selfish and the tyranny of evil
    men. Blessed is he who, in the
    name of charity and good will,
    shepherds the weak through the
    valley of darkness, for he is truly
    his brother's keeper and the finder
    of lost children. And I will
    strike down upon thee with great
    vengeance and furious anger those
    who attempt to poison and destroy
    my brothers. And you will know my
    name is the Lord when I lay my
    vengeance upon you."

    Jimmie: I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
    stop butterin' me up. I don't need
    you to tell me how good my coffee
    is. I'm the one who buys it, I
    know how fuckin' good it is. When
    Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys
    shit. I buy the gourmet expensive
    stuff 'cause when I drink it, I
    wanna taste it. But what's on my
    mind at this moment isn't the
    coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead
    nigger in my garage.

    Jules: Jimmie...

    Jimmie: I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
    a question, Jules. When you drove
    in here, did you notice a sign out
    front that said, "Dead nigger
    storage?"
     
  16. Jaska76

    Jaska76 Lähes henkilökuntaa Tukijoukot

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    Kuolemattomia;
    "Luke, im your father...", Darth Wader Imeriumin vastaisku!
    "Heeeers Johnny!", Jack Nicholson legendaarisesta Hohdosta!
     
  17. Ari

    Ari Lähes henkilökuntaa

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    Muutama hyvä mielestäni:

    "Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass"
    -Leeloo, 5th Element

    "I only speak two languages - English and bad English."
    -Korben Dallas, sama filmi

    Blade Runnerista:
    Rachael: Do you like our owl?
    Deckard: Is it artificial?
    Rachael: Of course it is.
    Deckard: Must be expensive.
    Rachael: Very.
     
  18. nulle

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    Legendaarinen heitto a Better Tomorrow 2:sta: "We are dying, can we go now?"

     
  19. OTJ

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    Gladiatorilla ei vielä ole aivan klassikkostatusta, mutta sellaisen se hyvin todennäköisesti tulee vielä saamaan, joten siitä voisi laittaa yhden hyvän repliikin:

    Maximus:

    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.



    Heittäähän mies sen myös tuoreimmassa (ja muuten yllättävän hyvässä sellaisessa) toimintarytistelyssään, The 6th Dayssä. Tosin ei aivan tarkalleen, hän sanoo, "I'll might be back!"
     
  20. luolamies

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    tuossa muutama mielestäni legendaarinen repliikki, leffasta ghostbusters:

    -"Egon this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. You remember that?" Venkman.

    -"I'm going to ask you a few standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?", Venkman.

    -"Back off man. I'm a scientist.", Venkman.

    -"You're right. No human being would stack books like this.", Venkman.

    -"I'm always serious.", Egon.

    -"I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn't get in, so I turned my TV up real loud too so everyone would think all our TVs had something wrong with them...", Louis.

    -"It's technical... It's one of our little toys.", Venkman.

    -"He slimed me.", Venkman.

    -"I feel so funky.", Venkman.

    -"Spengler! I'm with Venkman! He got slimed!", Ray.

    -"Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.", Egon.

    -"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.", Venkman.

    -"We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.", Egon.


    No okeastaan noita legendaarisia lausahduksia löytyisi vaikka kunka tuosta leffasta, mutta en jaksa kirjoittaa enempää:eek:.
    Ensimmäinen taisi olla yksinkertaisesti: The Terminator.