No lisään vielä yhden, tuli tuossa taas katsottua tuo Fifth Element taas kerran ja yksi Todella Legendaarinen repliikki ko. leffasta on kyllä seuraava: Pappi Vito Cornelius: "Zorg, you're a monster" Zorg: "I know." (ulkomuistista, IMdb:ssä lienee tarkka sanamuoto, mutten nyt viitsi tarkistaa)
Tuntematon Sotilas (Laine) Johonkin tähän tappaan nuo meniit: "Mis sie tarviit oikee hyvää miestä, täs siul on sellanen." "Hää hitto tekiit miul uuen jakauksen, mut siit hyväst mie sahasinkii hänelt puol päätä pois." - << Rokka - "Mää olen ahvena." - << Hietanen - "Saatanan tonttu mä sotken sut suohon." - << Lehto - "Puska ryssä... anteeksi... pensas neuvostoliittolainen" - Stm Honkajoki A A1 - Ja lisäähän riittäisi
Sori, että rupeen tässä viilaamaan pilkkua, mutta näin se oikeesti meni: "Tuo perkele se tuolla närreen takana, sie hitto tekiit miul uuen jakkauksen, mut siit hyväs mie sahhaan siult puol piätä pois"
Kaurismäet ovat täynnä unohtumatonta dialogia: Frank: Menemme pankkiin; minä otan lainan: te ootte takaajia; ostamme bussin; hurutamme sillä läpi koko perkeleen kaupungista. Mitäs pidätte? Frank: Ei huono! Frank: Helvetin huono! Minä en bussilla ajele, minä oon minä. ("Calamari Union") Harri (vastaa puhelimeen): American Express, se olen minä. Manne (puhelimessa): Päätin sittenkin tulla. H: Entä jos tulee sellainen syysmyrsky, että se repii juurineen mukaan? M: Miehen on tehtävä se mikä miehen on tehtävä. Mihin aikaan te aloitatte? H: Minä olen jo aloittanut. (avaa kaljapullon) Aion juoda monta tänään. M: Hyvä on. Minä tulen yhtä varmasti kuin vanhuus. H: Ymmärrän. -- Minä pyydän Juippia teurastamaan lampaan. -- Auf Wienerschnitzel ("Arvottomat") Manne: Miten liikeasiat sujuvat? Ville Alfa: Huonosti. Aina kun saan myytyä jotakin, tulee joku sika ja myy jotain muuta tilalle. Kauppa käy, mutta kassa pysyy vakiona. M: Sinun pitää ostaa halvemmalla ja myydä kalliimmalla. V: Hyvä idea. Erittäin hyvä. Niinkö sinä tekisit? M: En minä, mutta muut kauppiaat tekevät. V: Ai saatana. ("Arvottomat")
Tuossa vielä muutama mieleen jäänyt: Fight club -"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.", Jack. -"This ... chick ... Marla Singer... did not have testicular cancer. She had no diseases at all. She was a liar...", Jack. -"Every evening I died and every evening I was born again, Resurrected.", Jack. -"If people think you're dying, they really listen, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.", Jack. -"You want me to de-prioritize my current reports until you advise of a status upgrade?", Jack. -"Make theese your pimary action items.", Boss. -"I want you to hit me as hard as you can.", Tyler. Full Metal Jacket -"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?", Hartman. -"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and... ...kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.", Joker. keskustelu: -"What was the matter with him?", Joker. -"He was jerkin' off ten times a day.", Cowboy. -"It's no shit. At least ten times a day.", Eightball. -"Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.", Cowboy.
Trainspotting : "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big fucking television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disk players and electrical tin openers... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on the couch, watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that?" - Renton "Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. it wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off- my so-called mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a shit about him. And Sick Boy, well he'd have done the same to me if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud, well, okay, I felt sorry for Spud- he's never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But that's going to change- I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up, moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you. The job, the family, the big fucking television. The washing machine, the compact disk player and electrical can opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die."- Renton
Jos mieleenpainuvia kommentteja lähdetään etsimään, niin "The Big Lebowskin" käsikirjoitus http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/3247/lebo.txt on niitä täynnä
Hannibal Lecter "Uhrilampaissa" saatuaan Miggsin(vanki naapurisellistä)tappamaan itsensä: Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter: Do you think he visualizes scenarios, exchanges... fucking? Clarice Starling: That doesn't interest me, Doctor, and frankly, it's... it's the sort of thing that Miggs would say. Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter: Not anymore ja samassa leffassa Hannibal kyselee senaattori ruth Martinilta imettikö tämä tytärtään itse: Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter: Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? Senator Ruth Martin: What? Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter: Did you breast-feed her? Sen. Martin's Aide: Now wait a minute ... Senator Ruth Martin: Yes, I did. Dr. Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter: Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
Fifth Element -"Let me reassure you Father..I will never kill more people in my entire life than religion has killed in the last 2000 years.", Zorg. Fargo -"Okay, so we got a state trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, and these folks drive by, and we got a high-speed pursuit, ends here, and this execution type of deal... ...I'd be very surprised if our suspect was from Brainerd..", Marge. This is Spinal Tap keskustelu: -"Your first drummer was uh....", Marty. -"The peeper....", Nigel. -"Joe stumpy Pepys...great great...uh...tall blond geek... with glasses uh...", David. -"Uh.. good drummer.", Nigel. -"Great look, good drummer.", David. -"Good, good drummer....", Nigel. -"Fine drummer....", David. -"What happened to him?", Marty. -"He died, he, he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back.", David. -"It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved, really...you know.", Nigel. -"And he was replaced by...uh....", David. -"Stumpy Joe - Eric Stumpy Joe Childs.", David. -"What happened to Stumpy Joe?", Marty. -"Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story...but, uh, he died... uh...he choked on...the ac- the official explanation was he choked on vomit." Derec. -"He passed away.", David. -"It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....", Nigel. -"It's ugly.", David -"You know. There's no real....", Nigel. -"You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't have the facilities at Scotland Yard....", Derec. -"You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph...", David.
Erotan nää kohtaukset QUOTElla, kun niitä on sen verran rutkasti... Tää on siitä alusta viinakaupassa... Räjähtävän kaupan ulkopuolella... Säännöt panttivangille... Titty Twisterin ulkopuolella melko huvittava kohtaus...:hitme: Ja nyt mun henkilökohtainen suosikki 8MM:stä...
Koko Jari Tervon Poliisin Poika leffa on yhtä legendaarista heittoa. - Mikä perkeleen neekeri tuo on? (tai sinnepäin..) - Ei se ole neekeri, se on ruandalainen - Kyllähän sitä nyt jokainen ajaa päissään autolla, mutta et uskalla ryöstää pankkia. - Mikä pankki ryöstetään? - Spermapankki..? - Miksi tuo neekeri rappaa muniaan? - Se on pitkä juttu.. - Miksi se rappaa sitä pitkää juttua? jne..
Kattelin äsken tota leffaa, mutta multa jäi välistä, että missä kohtaa Ash sanoo: "Hail to the king, baby" ja "Come get some"... Huomasin kyllä, että Ash sanoi: "Who want some?" ja "Groovy", mitkä on myös myös Dukessa...
"Hail to the king baby" on siinä teatterilevitysversiossa, jossa Ash seikkailee vielä lopussa K-Martissa. Toisessa versiossa leffa päättyy siihen kun Ash kauhuissaan kiljuu maailman tuhoa... "Come get some" taisi sitten olla Evil Dead kakkosessa, voi olla että muistan väärin ja sekoitan sen tuohon "who wants some"en.
Kaurismäen Kauas pilvet karkaavat: Kati Outisen perustaman ravintolan ensimmäinen asiakas saapuu ja istuu pöytään. Outinen: Miten voin palvella? Asiakas: Mitä suosittelette? Outinen: Suosittelemme kateenkorvaa. Asiakas: Hyvä! Otan pullon Koskenkorvaa.
Snatch: -Bullet-Tooth saarnaa: The fact that you´ve got "replica" written on the side of your gun... and the fact that I´ve got "desert eagle .50"... written on the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. - Sipaisee hörpyn tuopistaan ja jatkaa: now... fuck off!
Nyt, kun tohon Bad Tasteen päästiin, niin laitanpa omat suosikkini: "The Bastards Have Landed" "Suck my spinning steel, shithead"
Tässä vielä muutama. "Use the force, Luke" - Star Wars "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" - Dawn Of The Dead "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy." - Dirty Harry "You write born to kill on your helmet and you wear a peace symbol." - Full Metal Jacket "I am the law!" - Judge Dredd "Houston, we have a problem." - Apollo 13 "You're not sending me to the cooler!" - Batman & Robin "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump "I'm the king of the world" - Titanic "My name is Gladiator" - Gladiator "Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By." - Casablanca "Here's looking at you" - Casablanca
Tämmönen on jäänyt mieleen: "If you build it, he will come..." Onkohan tuo mistään leffasta, monessa yhteydessä olen sitä kuullut.